~Tea Time~

Doctor Who Themed Burlesque Routine…Whaaaa?!

I came up with THE most perfect Doctor Who themed burlesque routine.
All I need is the costume and a place to perform.

Not going to give any details about it, but who would want to see it based only on the theme? 

I just realized how much it would suck to be a baby…

Can you imagine waking up multiple times a night; so hungry that you literally thought you would die?

*sleeping soundly*
*suddenly vertical, awake, and screaming bloody murder*
*someone checks on you* “Are you okay? Did you have a nightmare?”
“NO! I AM JUST SO FUCKING HUNGRY! IF I DON’T EAT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!” 

  • Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
  • Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
  • Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
  • Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
  • Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
  • Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
  • Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
  • Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
  • Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
  • Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
  • Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
mycroftismight: fairytale-villain: avengerspls: zombiegravitation: just-tay: livx18: loki-dokey: sillysymphonic: ladyknight1991: Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING SO AM I Tony as Kuzco Steve as Pacha Loki as Yzma Thor as Kronk “Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?” “PULL THE LEVER THOR!” “WRONG LEVER!” OH MY GOD I WANT THIS I DEMAND THIS um I literally just had to put my hands over my mouth to stifle my laughter. XDDD

mycroftismight:

fairytale-villain:

avengerspls:

zombiegravitation:

just-tay:

livx18:

loki-dokey:

sillysymphonic:

ladyknight1991:

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING

SO AM I

Tony as Kuzco

Steve as Pacha

Loki as Yzma

Thor as Kronk

“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”

“PULL THE LEVER THOR!”

“WRONG LEVER!”

OH MY GOD I WANT THIS

I DEMAND THIS

um

I literally just had to put my hands over my mouth to stifle my laughter. XDDD

(Source: averyravery, via petrichorandrose)

kulta-rakas:

charmingcynic:

nerdydyke:

imnotdeadyet13:

nekoconsulting:

whenthesunshinesthrough:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)

NEED THIS LIKE BURNING

1st thought “WHERE DO I GET THIS!?!?”

Babe…. when we get a house together… we’re SO installing these into our bathroom. One way or another we will. This is just so… Wow!

NEED. NOW.

stardustnyx:

mckeegles:

stardustnyx:

anchored-dreams:

What movie is this?

Ugh, I think I know what movie this is, but I can’t remember the title. D: Anyone know?

She’s the man

Thank you Flynn, you’re amazing.

I love this movie SO much! I got it for Christmas last year. x3

(Source: seventhdevil)